A pussy essay

by | Apr 26, 2017 | Short stories and essays | 1 comment

I love a pussy as much as anyone who’s had a pussy. I have a dog.

I like to play with pussies even though I always end up badly scratched. Pussies are tough.

 

‘Pussy’ is a perfectly nice thing to be called if you’re a cat, even though cats don’t give a damn what they’re called. It is generally not polite to go around calling any furry thing that’s not a cat a pussy, though it is acceptable in children. They don’t know what they’re talking about.

 

I hardly ever call a cat a pussy because I don’t talk a lot to animals, but when I do, I say cat. Even though I like pussy just as well.

I like it when women say ‘pussy’ like they mean it, like Maria Bello. I like to say pussy when I mean it, though it doesn’t sound quite as good as when Maria Bello says it because I don’t have a rich timbre.

I don’t care for anyone who grabs pussy because people who aren’t kind to animals aren’t kind to anyone.

I am a pussy who’s fine with being a pussy because pussies aren’t at all bad.

See you,

Misty