Holiday Release: Double Shot of Santa
It’s that time of year, the time for holiday stories, and today I’m releasing two of them: ‘Santa’s Cookie’ and ‘Naughty Is Nice’. If you’ve ever wondered what happens to naughty hotties (sorry, I had to say it) on Christmas, then give these stories a try and find out!
‘Santa’s Cookie’ is a tasty little treat I know you’ll love. Here’s the blurb:
Twas the night before Christmas when all through house the only thing stirring was poor Meg.
Her worthless husband has run off to bed, leaving her to put together all the toys for their little boy. Without help, it’s a struggle, and just when she’s about to give up, Santa appears.
Jolly old Nick is ready and able to lend a hand, but he plans on filling up more than just Meg’s stockings before he’s done.
Warning: ‘Santa’s Cookie’ is intended for a mature audience. The story should not be confused with the traditional view of Santa Claus, but instead should be seen as a modern interpretation, in which the ‘gift’ Santa bestows upon the nice and the naughty consists of a large, throbbing love package full of seasonal juice that can go for a long, long time, bringing a happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.
‘Naughty Is Nice’ is certainly a naughty time that will get your holiday spirit up, if you know what I mean. Here’s the blurb for it:
It’s Christmas Eve when Juliette gets caught doing more than kissing Camilla beneath the mistletoe. Her conservative father is outraged and threatens to cut her off if she doesn’t “quit being a lesbian”.
Juliette is shocked.
F him and his rules.
She’s going to run away, but then Santa and his elves show up bringing a little Christmas cheer and a Christmas promise. Juliette plays along with Ole Nick, but she’s doing things her way, and it gets wild when Santa gets the yule log and Juliette delivers the present right down his chimney.
HO, HO, HO!
WARNING: ‘NAUGHTY IS NICE’ is intended for a mature audience whose joy for the holidays extends to strap-ons and horny elves.
And here’s its new candy cane cover: