ME meets ME FROM THE PAST

Someone asked me: "If you can make a 40 second phone call to yourself at any point in life, present or future, what would you say?" This sounds like a very personal question. So, ME is calling ME FROM THE PAST aka PAST ME. ME: Hi. I'm you from the future. PAST ME: Hi....

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Sheet and Whole must get plastic surgery

One day MISTY'S HAIR was sitting on my head when two travelers approached. TRAVELERS: We are traveling words. My name is SHEET and my companion is WHOLE. MISTY'S HAIR laughs: You must be joking! You're traveling together with names like that? SHEET: What's wrong with...

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On invisibility and other super powers

ME: I've just read something seriously ridiculous in the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. Apparently, it was believed at one time that plants had the power of imparting their own characteristics on the wearer. For instance, the seed of certain species of ferns is so...

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Tell Me Your Secret!

The second story of the year, "WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?" is out. Yay! I'm excited because this is the first story in a series. It is, in other words, a series launcher. The series is called "Cleo and Tony's Journal", and it will deal with a husband and wife's erotic...

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The threat of the Dalinan moustache

Someone asked me: "If you could go back in time and meet one person or relive one event, what or who would it be, and why?" To be perfectly honest, the past isn't terribly tempting for me, except maybe Gertrude Stein's Saturday evening salon meetings in her apartment...

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What the fuck is wrong with fuck?

ME: I was looking in a dictionary from 1966 - Webster's New International Dictionary, actually - for the word "FUCK". It's not listed. What's the excuse? It's not a new word. "Fuck" is as old as the 16th century. Not to mention that, in my humble opinion, "Fuck" is...

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