My brain, my body and I

by | Aug 14, 2017 | Daily conversations, Let's laugh! | 1 comment

About two or three months ago I’ve started this dialogue between me, my brain, and my body. The ย dialogue was inspired by the many comments the body gets on my social media outlets.

MISTY’S BODY: Don’t you mean to say compliments?

ME: No. If you were a brain, you’d know that some of them weren’t compliments.

MISTY’S BODY: If I was a brain, I wouldn’t get compliments.

Well, as you can imagine, the brain got mad after this and decided to talk for itself. And I’m happy we started this dialogue because I really can’t be me without one or the other.

All our previous conversations can be seen on my Instagram and Tumblr, and soon there will be a book of them.

Here’s our latest conversation. Yesterday I asked my followers on IG to let me know if they have a movie or book line that they use in everyday conversation, and if I like it I’ll write a little dialogue around it. But instead of choosing one answer I decided to try something new and write a little something using all the comments, the ones pertaining to my request and the ones that, as usual, pertain to the body. (MISTY’S BODY shrugs noncommittally).

These are the comments:

  • Nice muffin top
  • Love the top! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
  • My pic of the day!
  • One gorgeous intelligent young lady ๐Ÿ˜š
  • Sexy girl
  • Play Misty for Me
  • Tu es belle
  • From “men of honor” with Cuba Gooding jr. ” If you work hard and just look down, life will pass you by”
  • ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œVery Sexy and Tight Tummy. Hope Ur Hubby knows how Lucky he is ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  • my all time most quoted line is from movie the Matrix “there is no spoon” I said this to my wife today while we dined at sushi restaurant… โ˜บ๏ธ
  • Beautiful
  • He is lucky man keep being you thank you for all you do love your fun energy
  • Yummy tummy ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘
  • My friend and I say “Hot! Too hot!” in a Dark Helmet voice (from Spaceballs) when we eat a fry directly after leaving the drive thru window.
  • Hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  • ” Either get busy living, or get busy dying”, (Red).. The Shawshank Redemption…
  • Our Supergirl๐Ÿคฃ
  • He said “It all in your head,” and I said “So’s everything..” but he didn’t get it.. (Paper Bag – Fiona Apple)
  • Stunning
  • Chevy Chase (semi-sarcastically): No, not as far as you know anyway.
  • Hot
  • Was fรผr ein Traumbody ๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’‹
  • I love the smell of virgin concrete in the morning. Smells like victory! Used that one this morning!
  • Lov the undies
  • You’re killing me Smalls
  • My partner and I often do the Larry David stare at each other. If you’ve never seen Curb Your Enthusiasm it makes no sense.

Here’s what my brain, my body, and I came up with:

ME: If you work hard and just look down, life will pass you by.
MISTY’S BRAIN: (sarcastically) You’re one gorgeous intelligent young lady.
ME: It’s all in your head.
MISTY’S BRAIN: So’s everything.
ME: Anyway. Love the undies, body!
MISTY’S BRAIN: Hot! Too hot! (sarcastically)
MISTY’S BODY: I love the smell of virgin concrete in the morning. It smells like victory!
MISTY’S BRAIN: Love the top! Our supergirl! (sniggering)
MISTY’S BODY: No. Not as far as you know anyway. I’m going to have that muffin top.
MISTY’S BRAIN: I’m such a lucky brain. Keep being you, body, and thanks for all you do. Love your dumb energy.
MISTY’S BODY: There’s no spoon!
MISTY’S BRAIN: Stunning!
MISTY’S BODY: Look, brain, either get busy living or get busy dying.
MISTY’S BRAIN: Was fรผr ein Traumbody.
MISTY’S BODY: You’re killing me, Smalls.
MISTY’S BRAIN: Tu es belle. (mocking)
ME: I’m trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. (inspired by Larry David)
MISTY’S BRAIN: Play Misty for me then.
MISTY’S BODY: You, guys, are my pic of the day.
MISTY’S BRAIN: And you have a yummy tummy. (laughing)
ME: I hope you both know how lucky we are to have followers.

See you,