The clothes that make the man

by | Nov 17, 2017 | Daily conversations, Let's laugh! | 0 comments

Some time ago, a couple of people have approached me by saying that my photos are sexy but my book covers aren’t good. Would I want help?

Put yourself in my position for a moment. Is there any other way to interpret this: your body is great but your creativity sucks?

Now I’ll put myself in the position of the men who said this. I want to see if I can understand their thought process. So for the next minutes I’ll try to be a man. I’ve even dressed in my husband’s underwear, which I’ve noticed fit me perfectly, haha, and his t-shirt to help with the masculine vibes.
They’re builiding…

So I’m a MAN looking around on IG. Aaa…nice photo…who’s this? Misty Macallister…oh, she’s popular…(scrolling through the photos) nice ass…I like it bigger, but still, not bad…small boobs, not bad…wow! Look at those nips. Are they for real?…bla, bla, bla…her posts are too long to read…does she have a website? Great! Mistymacbookstore. A bookstore? She’s a writer? Sexy for a writer…oh, she writes erotica…with a body like that I’d think erotica all day. Let me leave her a message…
“Hi there, you’re sexy but your covers could use some help.”
MISTY: I’m trying my best.
“Would you like me to help you out? I’m pretty good at that kind of stuff.”
MISTY: No, thanks. Wish you all the best.
Worth a try. Unfollow, and move on. Her ass was too small anyway.

Trying to understand people isn’t hard!

See you,