Is the Moon made of cheese? The Space Force has the proof!

A few nights ago there was a beautiful moon, so I ended up on Google, looking stuff up about the moon, and you wouldn’t believe this but there seems to be a great interest in the moon and whether it’s made of cheese.

The people want to know:

Is the moon made of cheese?
Why is the moon not made of cheese?
What would happen if the moon was made of cheese?
Is the moon made of cheese, yes or no?
Is the moon made of cheese or rock?

It’s very clear that the people want the moon to be made of cheese.

Google’s answers are exactly what you’d expect from an engine. Google is trying to dissuade the people from believing the moon is made of cheese. But what does Google know? It’s just an engine.

Can Google actually prove to the people the moon is not made of cheese? I know men have been on the moon but that doesn’t prove anything. Did they eat it? No. They were wearing space suits the whole time. So for all the people know, the moon is made of cheese.

Ok, well, since Google can’t convince the people that the moon is not made of cheese, let me try. To all the people who believe the moon is made of cheese, here’s something to really convince you that it’s not. If the moon were made of cheese, the Space Force would be on the moon in a second to mine the cheese. Since they’re not, it’s safe to conclude there’s no cheese on the moon.

See you,

Misty

A few nights ago there was a beautiful moon, so I ended up on Google, looking stuff up about the moon, and you wouldn’t believe this but there seems to be a great interest in the moon and whether it’s made of cheese.

The people want to know:

Is the moon made of cheese?
Why is the moon not made of cheese?
What would happen if the moon was made of cheese?
Is the moon made of cheese, yes or no?
Is the moon made of cheese or rock?

It’s very clear that the people want the moon to be made of cheese.

Google’s answers are exactly what you’d expect from an engine. Google is trying to dissuade the people from believing the moon is made of cheese. But what does Google know? It’s just an engine.

Can Google actually prove to the people the moon is not made of cheese? I know men have been on the moon but that doesn’t prove anything. Did they eat it? No. They were wearing space suits the whole time. So for all the people know, the moon is made of cheese.

Ok, well, since Google can’t convince the people that the moon is not made of cheese, let me try. To all the people who believe the moon is made of cheese, here’s something to really convince you that it’s not. If the moon were made of cheese, the Space Force would be on the moon in a second to mine the cheese. Since they’re not, it’s safe to conclude there’s no cheese on the moon.

See you,

Misty