How many gallons of sleep, please?
Apropos of SLEEP, you know what people like to say: Let’s get some sleep… I’m going to get some sleep…
Where do you get sleep from? Does it come in gallons/liters? Can you buy it at Walmart, or the local grocery store? A NAP, for instance, would be half a gallon or less — could be easily carried in your purse. Big 5+ gallons jugs for a good night’s sleep — you really need to have a big car to haul that much sleep home. You have to always make sure you see ‘FDA-APPROVED’ on your sleep jug, or else you risk to get some questionable quality sleep, not safe for consumption. That’s how you end up with sleep apnea, or other similar bad sleeps. But don’t worry, if you’re not too worse for wear because of the jug of bad sleep you’ve bought from the local store, the great thing about buying sleep is that you can easily return it the next day and get your money back – most stores have very good return policies, they take back anything – and then you can try a different brand of sleep. Do your research next time. How clean is your sleep? How many additives are in it? Just because it has corn syrup doesn’t mean you’ll get a sweet sleep. Maybe try organic sleep, if you can afford it.
I, personally, make my own sleep so when I want to get some sleep, I don’t have to even go out of the house. I keep naps in the fridge because that way they stay fresh longer, and I can use them on the days I need one. A good night’s sleep I keep in the pantry at room temperature. It stays good for up to 5 days.
See you,
Misty
Apropos of SLEEP, you know what people like to say: Let’s get some sleep… I’m going to get some sleep…
Where do you get sleep from? Does it come in gallons/liters? Can you buy it at Walmart, or the local grocery store? A NAP, for instance, would be half a gallon or less — could be easily carried in your purse. Big 5+ gallons jugs for a good night’s sleep — you really need to have a big car to haul that much sleep home. You have to always make sure you see ‘FDA-APPROVED’ on your sleep jug, or else you risk to get some questionable quality sleep, not safe for consumption. That’s how you end up with sleep apnea, or other similar bad sleeps. But don’t worry, if you’re not too worse for wear because of the jug of bad sleep you’ve bought from the local store, the great thing about buying sleep is that you can easily return it the next day and get your money back – most stores have very good return policies, they take back anything – and then you can try a different brand of sleep. Do your research next time. How clean is your sleep? How many additives are in it? Just because it has corn syrup doesn’t mean you’ll get a sweet sleep. Maybe try organic sleep, if you can afford it.
I, personally, make my own sleep so when I want to get some sleep, I don’t have to even go out of the house. I keep naps in the fridge because that way they stay fresh longer, and I can use them on the days I need one. A good night’s sleep I keep in the pantry at room temperature. It stays good for up to 5 days.
See you,
Misty
