We are all the same! It’s science!

by | Jun 12, 2020 | Conversations with famous people, Daily conversations | 0 comments

Aliens come to Earth.

ALIEN: Earth must be a peaceful planet with only one species, the homo sapiens, at the top.

A GREAT HUMAN: Yes, it’s very peaceful with us humans at the top. It’s never been more peaceful on Earth.

ALIEN: You humans must get along pretty well since you are all the same.

A GREAT HUMAN: No, we’re not the same actually. Look closer! We’re all very different.

(ALIEN takes a closer look around the world.)

ALIEN: I don’t know what you’re talking about. You humans are all the same. It’s basic science.

A GREAT HUMAN (privately to his assistant): Screw science! Call the special lab, you know, that one we have in that special place, and tell them to make some special glasses, prejudice-enhanced, for these aliens. They need to see us right.

And here’s a photo of me! I’ve never really been part of this conversation, I’m just another homo sapiens.

See you,

Misty

Aliens come to Earth.

ALIEN: Earth must be a peaceful planet with only one species, the homo sapiens, at the top.

A GREAT HUMAN: Yes, it’s very peaceful with us humans at the top. It’s never been more peaceful on Earth.

ALIEN: You humans must get along pretty well since you are all the same.

A GREAT HUMAN: No, we’re not the same actually. Look closer! We’re all very different.

(ALIEN takes a closer look around the world.)

ALIEN: I don’t know what you’re talking about. You humans are all the same. It’s basic science.

A GREAT HUMAN (privately to his assistant): Screw science! Call the special lab, you know, that one we have in that special place, and tell them to make some special glasses, prejudice-enhanced, for these aliens. They need to see us right.

And here’s a photo of me! I’ve never really been part of this conversation, I’m just another homo sapiens.

See you,

Misty