Alice in Fucking Unbelievable Land
Alice drinks yet again from the bottle that says “Drink me” when she knows perfectly well she shouldn’t be drinking from it, and…well…she ends up in Fucking Unbelievable Land.
ME: Which way are you going?
ALICE: Which way should I go?
ME: It depends where you want to end up.
ALICE: I don’t know.
ME: You have to go one way or the other. You can’t just stand in the middle of the road. You’re blocking traffic.
ALICE: Oh, pardon me! I think I will go right.
ME: That way is so fucked up it’s unbelievable.
ALICE: Oh. Then I will go left.
ME: That is where those who have been fucked up and can’t believe it go.
ALICE: Oh. Then I will go straight.
ME: Suit yourself, but that’s a dead end.
I sincerely hope she found her way back home.
See you,
Misty