Alice in Fucking Unbelievable Land

by | Mar 15, 2018 | Conversations with famous people, Daily conversations, Let's laugh! | 0 comments

Here’s how Alice and I met (as unbelievable as that may sound):

Alice drinks yet again from the bottle that says “Drink me” when she knows perfectly well she shouldn’t be drinking from it, and…well…she ends up in Fucking Unbelievable Land.

ME: Which way are you going?
ALICE: Which way should I go?
ME: It depends where you want to end up.
ALICE: I don’t know.
ME: You have to go one way or the other. You can’t just stand in the middle of the road. You’re blocking traffic.
ALICE: Oh, pardon me! I think I will go right.
ME: That way is so fucked up it’s unbelievable.
ALICE: Oh. Then I will go left.
ME: That is where those who have been fucked up and can’t believe it go.
ALICE: Oh. Then I will go straight.
ME: Suit yourself, but that’s a dead end.

I sincerely hope she found her way back home.

See you,

Misty